bye bye, CAAVEBITCH...
hello, IMAFATTYBITCH

I NEVER KNEW THAT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL VIDEO FOR THIS RECORDING!
if you have been too sheltered or just too dumb to realize the genius of bradley nowell, then this should surely set you straight.




you heard him: ain't got ANY lyrics!
and how much of this impromptu freestyle to a barely recognizable rudimentary version of a future huge fucking song ended up on the final copy? hmmmm

fact: i genuinely think less of somebody when they don't have any sublime in their music collection.

hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

i think my new thing is going to be high-fiving band members while they set up.
i nearly made out with my own hand last night at spaceland.

when you've got nothing and no one else...





there's always elbow macaroni.

i am proud to say that not until this moment have i personally sought out that one m.i.a. song that everyone knows. and i must say that it sounds much less epic when not coming out of far-away speakers or the TV during a pineapple express commercial.

Americuuuh, fuck yea!
Coming to save the mother fucking day, yeah.



i'm pretty fucked up over the way prop 8 and prop 5 are looking.
- 5. it's so fucking necessary. for non-violent drug offenses:

• Allocates $460,000,000 annually to improve and expand treatment programs for persons convicted of drug and other offenses.
• Limits court authority to incarcerate offenders who commit certain drug crimes, break drug treatment rules or violate parole.
• Substantially shortens parole for certain drug offenses; increases parole for serious and violent felonies.
• Divides Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation authority between two Secretaries, one with six year fixed term and one serving at pleasure of Governor. Provides five year fixed terms for deputy secretaries.
• Creates 19 member board to direct parole and rehabilitation policy.

i always have the feeling that no one gets it. i'd just like some relief.
i'm sorry, dad, that i can't share your blind optimism. i'm not impressed that bill clinton admitted making a mistake in his presidency. i'm not impressed that he said that bush did something right, and i'm not going to pretend to be so dumb that i can't see the real meaning behind such a statement. and no, everyone in the world does NOT respect everyone else. how can you be so blind?

i really want to go back to london.